The Art of Penis Fencing and forced femininity

Just Imagine:

So your swimming through the ocean, its Friday night, your all decked out in your hottest most colorful eveningwear but you have had a rough week, you really just need a release.

Ah, whats that you see, but a beautiful, slinky, brightly colored candidate coming your way. You move to intercept,

"Hey baby" you say, "Wanna wrestle". One of your best lines as you can be kind of simple minded. 

Looking you over quickly, the gruff reply "You sure want to do that?"

Rearing back you proudly display your double dose of penis and ready yourself to plunge. Just as quickly your opponent raises up penes exposed and flairing.

Lunging lustfully, you strike. Your penises glancing off your opponents slippery side, a quick thrust batters your front, thankfully not penetrating.

The battle continues, strike after strike, blow by blow ,you batter each other with your inflamed sex organs. Corps-a-corps, Croisé,Coup double , envelopment, the dance would be beautiful if the stakes werent so high.

" My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.", you shriek, (as i said your not to swift in the brains department) 

Aargh! You scream, your opponent has used Changement de Rythme to break your concentration. A penis has broken your guard and punctures your side deeply.

Its over!, Your opponent lazily yawns, gives you a wink and a slap on the ass area, "See ya later, Babe."

Your skin pierced, genital pores quickly filled by two tailed sperms, your pregnant, your now a female and you never even got your release.

Unfulfilled and heavy with enemy sperm you skulk away.

Scary Sci-Fi Erotica?

No, The real life mating ritual of a flatworm - get this, couldnt make it any better - Pseudobiceros hancockanus. See the real battle here

"During penis fencing, each flatworm tries to pierce the skin of the other using one of its penises. The first to succeed becomes the de facto male, delivering its sperm into the other, the de facto female. For the flatworms, this contest is serious business. Mating is a fight because the worm that assumes the female role then must expend considerable energy caring for the developing eggs."

-/www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/episodes/hunt_explo2.html

Because thats exactly what you think it is. Times two. 

With Proposition 8 a constant headline in the US, the Religious Right is quick to point out the supposed "unnaturalness" of sexual activity within animals of the same gender.

(Prop 8 for International Readers: Proposition 8 was a California State ballot proposition that amended the state Constitution to restrict the definition of marriage to a union between a man and a woman.-Wiki)

Keep in mind this action coming from a state that elected Conan the Freekin Barbarian as Governor! 

Well apparently nobody checked with nature first.

So Without further adieu, More Penis fencing!

Penis Fencing is an act engaged in by many of our closest cousins.

Including :

• Bonobos: Shares a 98% genetic match with humans - uses sex as a form of greeting and seems to make no distinction between gender or age.
• Among bonobos, frot frequently occurs when two males hang from a tree limb and engage in penis fencing ( de Waal, Frans B. M. (1995). "Bonobo Sex and Society".)
• Whales:(as pictured) Will continue to meet year after year
• Bottlenosed dolphins : Engage in Penis fencing bouts, can and will engage in blowhole sex and have a 12-14 inch prehensile penis (think monkey tail) which can they can pick items up with if they so desire.

This article will be continued in serial format, so join a fan, to be notified as it is updated. I will flesh out each animal that exhibits "penis fencing" and am currently working on an original painting of the beautiful flatworms. Also as a promotional technique, digg this article and Ill return the favor for your blogs. There is a limit of number of times a domain can be promoted by one user and I have exceeded mine -but I will digg/stumble your blog reciprocally.